Boxcars are the two
six-spot dice. While a boxman is the person who
sits in the middle of the table and oversees that
the game is handled properly by the dealers who
run the game. Little Joe is a hard four (poor guy)
while Ada from Decatur is a hard eight and snake
eyes are the two one-spot dice.
A
sleeper is a bet that has been left behind on the table
while its owner has left the table behind in his rush
to leave the game and, perhaps, the casino. Single,
double, and triple odds are not some weird couplings
but how much you can proportionally increase your pass,
don't pass, come and don't come bets when they are on
the number. So, too, with 5X, 10X, 20X and 100X odds,
which are not shirt sizes, but bet sizes.
A proposition at craps
is not an indecent proposal but one of the bets
in the middle of the layout that has a high house
edge which, translated, means how much money the
casino takes from you when you win a bet. Vig or
vigorish is another term for the house edge not
some type of wiggly candy. The field is not a place
where one dreams of playing baseball with Shoeless
Joe, but it is an area on the layout where you can
wager that one of the following numbers will hit
on the very next roll: 2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 11, or 12.
To make your point is not to win an argument but
to hit the number you must hit before the seven
shows in order to be a winner! A hop bet is not
made on one foot but is a bet that the dice faces
you pick will appear on the very next roll. ["Give
me five-three on the hop!"] A hot shooter [listen
you, watch that mind of yours!] is someone who's
making money for the table by rolling numbers and
points. The horn bet is not a wager as to whom will
get more excited at one of Vegas' sexy shows, but
it is a one roll bet that the 2, 3, 11, or 12 will
be rolled. A place bet is one that is made directly
on the box numbers at the top of the layout. A crazy
crapper is not an insane person in the bathroom
but a person who makes insanely poor bets with high
house edges at craps, such as the hardways, the
hops, the any craps and so on. And a buck is that
black and white disk that lets you know which number
is the point, not a young man on the prowl.
Of course, knowing the language is important but
you must know comportment as well. Never dangle
your hands over the edge of the table when the shooter
is shooting because, if the dice hit your hands,
someone very big and very angry just might hit your
nose! Never throw your money or chips down in front
of the dice as they are rolling. Again, if the dice
hit bills or chips, you might find yourself with
dental bills for fixing the chips in your teeth
after they met that large fist. Never say the word
"seven" at a craps table. It's bad luck.
Never talk to a shooter when he is about to roll
because if he sevens out everyone at the table will
want to skin you alive until you're dead. The only
people who might like you are the one or two wrong
bettors at the table, but they'll like you in a
quiet way so as not to be killed.
There's more, much more, but this primer should
get you started. Before you know it, you'll be able
to fit right in at a craps game, be a citizen of
Crapsylvania. You'll be able to simultaneously smoke
a cigar, talk in a gravelly voice, and curse the
fates (men, you'll be able to do this too!).
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