When I was a long-distance
runner, before my knees gave out and my belly grew
to Brobdenagian proportions, I used to delight in
tweaking the noses of my more restrained acquaintances
by solemnly telling them that I was a drug addict.
There would be an inevitable pause, a long silence,
as the individual took in this remarkable statement
made by one who looked so damned healthy - and then
I would quip: "Yep, Im addicted to my
own endorphins." Wed have a hearty laugh
and my acquaintance would go away shaking his head
at my little joke. Endorphins, indeed.
In
fact, I was addicted to those endorphins, powerful chemicals
that the brain releases during strenuous exercise that
can soothe sore muscles and take a troubled mind into
the nirvana of the fabled runners high. When I
didnt run I didnt feel like myself. I was
often moody and irritable. But when I ran, after five
or six miles or so, ah, the world was all butterflies
and flowers, nectar and honey, and I was just this feel-good
machine pumping and pulsating through the woods.
And when I raced in
those mini-marathons of ten or more miles, I was
chemically back in ancient Marathon, a Spartan gladiator
taking on all comers, dizzied by the dismay of my
foes and dazzled by my own strength and endurance.
I was so alive and my light brightened the world!
Those runners years are long past. I now power-walk
(at my weight class, its really called "power-waddling")
and look to the casinos for that runners high.
In fact, I am now convinced that gambling in a casino
is every bit as pleasurable, every bit as life enhancing,
exhilarating and endorphic as running long distances
or racing in mini-marathons. Competitively, you
are no longer challenging some skinny accountants
who hit the trails in the early morning before hitting
their ledgers for the rest of the day. You are no
longer facing off against women and men who might
never have competed in anything more intense than
hunting for the right date for their prom in high
school. In short, when you pit your puny self against
the mighty casinos, you are no longer squaring off
against a mirror image of you as is done in most
human competitions. No, when you gamble in the casinos,
you are taking on no less than the Olympian gods
of fate.
The casinos are literally Nemesis and the sheer
dread and joy we mortals feel when running against
those gods -- win, lose, or draw -- cannot be understated
but must be underscored. Casino gambling is fun
the way that sex is fun; the way that good food
on an empty stomach is fun; and the way that fine
wine to a discerning palate is fun. But it is also
fun the way laying waste to the village of your
enemies was fun; the way challenging mammoths and
saber-toothed tigers was fun; and the way waiting
for the exact moment to harpoon that whale was fun.
Megabucks meet Ahab!
Please do not discount the fact that psychologically
in some atavistic archives of our brains, most casino
gamblers are intuitively cognizant of the fact that
our current crop of casino games have rich historical
antecedents. In the past our ancestors looked to
dice to help them ferret out the will of the Almighty
and when they "rolled them bones" the
well being of their own bones might have very well
been at issue. All cards have their origin in the
Tarot and while todays dealers merely divine
a simple message (you won that hand or you lost
that hand), the dealers of the past divined the
very will of the Divine: "Sorry, but the cards
foresee that tomorrow Magog seizes the city and
decimates your people!"
Yet, we are living in a scientific age and any ramblings
about gods and goddesses, fate, free will and divination,
must now inevitably wend their way through a Midas-sized
maze of scientific research. The scientist says:
"Dont tell me that when those prophets
fasted for 40 days and 40 nights, that God then
gave them visions. They were hallucinating because
their brains had been deprived of food and were
deteriorating." The mystic has been reduced
to the neurochemical and the psychology of winning
athletes has been reduced to which one has the better
twitch-muscles. So too with casino gambling.
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