His
first question to me was; did he get it put in
by the "they" at a Veterans Hospital?
Blackjack thought you might be on to something
when you suggested Reynolds Wrap, since the use
of aluminum
helmets (beanies) has become a common guerrilla
tactic against the government's invasive snoopery.
Arrayed against satellites hovering overhead,
and presumably against the White House's recently
revealed spying tactics, the Aluminum Foil Deflector
Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headgear that shields
your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic
mind control carriers.
These
beanies are supposed to protect you against all
incoming radio signals, and also block most forms
of brain scanning and mind reading. Mild disadvantage:
they also block the mental exits, threatening
thought-back-up and possible head swelling so
the beanies don't fit right anymore.
Beanie labels caution against careless over-thinking.
Blackjack tells me that earlier AFDBs, with caramel
chips in the stator, didn't always work properly,
because sugar crystals corrupted the spy function
and actually caused thinking in some brains.
To
safeguard against that awkward development, advise
Uncle Twirch to wear only the AFBDs manufactured
after Jan 3, 2005, whose serial number begins
with XXXT, and always to approach slot machines
walking backward with short steps.
He
should also avoid the Chinese knock-offs with
the little propeller on top. Those can bring on
paranoia when tuned into the frequency ranges
reserved specifically for governmental use. So,
Gurth, for a sane, sensible solution, Blackjack
adds the following: Have Uncle pull the slot handle
with his left hand while, with his right hand,
tapping his beanie with a lead salad fork. That
should do the trick.
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